tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12898659603274042732011-12-17T17:47:45.830+02:00It makes you feel goodyoufun2008http://www.blogger.com/profile/17447793199124147214noreply@blogger.comBlogger51100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1289865960327404273.post-1980893275161633832007-09-19T18:23:00.000+03:002007-09-28T19:52:58.700+03:00<object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/055ZA5kGfAs"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/055ZA5kGfAs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1289865960327404273-198089327516163383?l=youfun2008.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>youfun2008http://www.blogger.com/profile/17447793199124147214noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1289865960327404273.post-71461541863467388332007-09-15T12:49:00.000+03:002007-12-09T20:40:26.199+02:00Moldoveni<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;" >Intr-un compartiment de tren calatoresc 4 indivizi: un american, un ardelean, un moldovean si-un bucurestean.<br />La un moment dat, americanu' scoate un pachet neanceput de Marlboro din buzunar, isi aprinde o tigara si arunca restul pachetului pe geam. Toti ceilalti sar sa-l prinda; cum nu reusesc, incep sa-l certe pe american:<br />- Pai, bine dom'le arunci bunatate de tigari!...<br />- Eh, zice americanul, la noi tigari dintr-astea sunt pe toate drumurile.<br />Dupa un timp, ardeleanul scoate din traista o butelca de palinca, trage o dusca sanatoasa si arunca pe geam ce mai ramane in ea. La fel, sar toti ceilalti cu gura pe el:<br />- Arunci bunatate de bautura pe geam!...<br />- Eh, vine raspunsul, la noi gasesti dintr-asta pe toate drumurile.<br />Mai trece un timp si bucuresteanu' il apuca pe moldovean de guler si, desi cel din urma se zbate, il arunca pe fereastra.<br />- NENOROCITULE! striga ceilalti. AI OMORAT OMU'!!!<br />- Eh, zice bucuresteanul asezandu-se la loc, dintr-astia sunt pe toate drumurile.<br /><br /><br /></span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;" >Stefan cel Mare la razboi:<br />-Pi cai, osteni!<br />-Si io picai, maria ta!<br /><br />Celebritati<br /><br /></span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;" > Moare Bill Gates (cunoscut shi sub forma de Windows 98 with new Blue Screen feature ) shi ajunge la Sf Petru.<br />Sf Petru, uitandu-se la el, ii zice sa aleaga unde vrea sa mearga.In rai sau iad.Billy ii spune sa-i arate cum e in fiecare.Petru ii arata raiul: muzica, sfintzi, plictiseala etc.<br />iadul: femei, bautura, muzica etc.<br />Billy isi zice ca toata viatza a stat pe uscat, macar acum sa se distreze shi el.Ii spune lui Sf Petru ca alege iadul.<br />Sf Petru il trimite acolo shi Bill da de dracu' shi ajunge in cazanul cu zmoala.Bill urla din cazan catre Petru:"Ce-i Sfinte asta nu-i ce mi-ai aratat tu!" iar Sf Petru intorcandu-se de la iMac-ul sau albastru ii spune: "Acela era un demo!"<br /><br /></span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;" >Cum a murit Hitler? A facut infart cand a vazut factura la gaz.<br /><br /></span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;" >Intr-un mare oras are loc importanta intalnire intre diferiti sefi de state.La o intersectie masinile presedintilor SUA,Rusiei si Romaniei se ciocnesc.Acestia coboara din masini si incearca sa rezolve problema:<br />Clinton:Sorry!<br />Putin:Sorry too!<br />Constantinescu:Sorry three!</span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;" ><br />Soldati<br /><br /></span></span>Soldatul intra in biroul colonelului cu o maimutica de mana.<br />-Soldat,ce cauta maimuta asta aici?<br />-Sa traiti, am gasit-o pe strada.<br />-Du-o imediat la gradina zoologica.<br />-Imediat, sa traiti.<br />Peste cateva ore colonelul se plimba prin parc, cand vede soldatul cu maimuta de mana.<br />-Soldat, parca am spus sa duci maimuta la gradina zoologica.<br />-Raportez, sa traiti, ca am dus-o la zoo, la cofetarie si acum o duc la film.<br /><br />In autocarul cu doua etaje stateau la cel de jos ofiterii, iar la cel de sus subofiterii.La un moment dat, subofiterii au inceput sa tipe.Un ofiter a mers sa vada ce se intampla.<br />-De ce tipati mai?<br />-Noi nu avem sofer!!!ii raspunde un subofiter disperat.<br /><br />Un soldat raporteaza ofiterului:<br />-Dom' capitan, printre noi sunt si....homo.....<br />-Cum ti-ai dat seama?<br />-Mi-a disparut rujul!<br /><br />Scotieni<br /><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-family: georgia;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 51); font-family: georgia;">Un tanar scotian suna la HOT LINE :</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 51); font-family: georgia;"> -Buna iubitule, spune tipa.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 51); font-family: georgia;"> -Buna scumpo ,raspunde el.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 51); font-family: georgia;"> La care tipa spune :</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 51); font-family: georgia;"> -As face orice pentru tine!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 51);"> Da' el raspunde:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 51);"> -Bine, atunci inchide si suna-ma tu!</span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:100%;" ><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:100%;color:#ffffff;" >Un scotian intra la o benzinarie si intreaba:"Cat costa o picatura de benzina?" Baiatul de la pompa ii raspunde:"Ei,chiar o picatura nu costa nimic, v-o dau eu pe gratis!La care scotianul spune:"Atunci picura-mi si mie vreo zece litri!"<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:100%;color:#ffffff;" >Un scotian pe patul de moarte:<br />- Mama, esti aici??<br />Mama:<br />- Da, fiule sunt aici!<br />- Nevasta esti aici??<br />Nevasta:<br />-Da, barbate, sunt aici!<br />-Copii sunteti aici??<br />Copiii:<br />-Da tata , suntem aici<br />-Toata lumea e aici??<br />-Da mai, toti suntem aici!<br />-Atunci de ce e lumina aprinsa la bucatarie?????<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:100%;color:#ffffff;" > Un scotzian aduce acasa un cosh cu capshuni. Ia una din ele shi o da fiului sau zicandu-i:<br />- Ia fiule! restul au acelashi gust.<br /></span><span style="color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:#ffffff;">.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1289865960327404273-7146154186346738833?l=youfun2008.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>youfun2008http://www.blogger.com/profile/17447793199124147214noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1289865960327404273.post-15818670486954284182007-09-13T16:05:00.000+03:002007-09-28T20:00:57.294+03:00Farting in bed<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zr9Pmc3YSAs"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zr9Pmc3YSAs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />Funny Football<br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YPQ_N4imYVE"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YPQ_N4imYVE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YPQ_N4imYVE"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YPQ_N4imYVE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />Top 20 football misses<br /><br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9PGe_ZAxTWs"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9PGe_ZAxTWs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />Funny animals<br /><br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" 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width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/n2tNIFDVT9I"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/n2tNIFDVT9I" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />Titanic parody<br /><br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JKjR8Vw1v50"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JKjR8Vw1v50" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Shakira parody<br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/w8QH93jWZbk"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/w8QH93jWZbk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><object height="350" width="425"><param 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height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eIAuAb6Q7x4"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eIAuAb6Q7x4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />budai beer romania version<br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8HEAZQNhcwM"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8HEAZQNhcwM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Lord of the rings parody<br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LOrRWw07F7k"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LOrRWw07F7k" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1289865960327404273-6957173577442716647?l=youfun2008.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>youfun2008http://www.blogger.com/profile/17447793199124147214noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1289865960327404273.post-76292037854794961692007-09-12T10:23:00.000+03:002007-12-24T22:33:54.460+02:00<object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HmU26qtLTA8"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HmU26qtLTA8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object>Becali laughing<br /><br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iC3cMfw3jVI"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iC3cMfw3jVI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Jiji Becali laughing unstopped<br /><br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ouaHp5ecnS8"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ouaHp5ecnS8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Becali Mathemetician<br /><br />Becali Filozofu'...=)))<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gCcwBfsCUvU&amp;rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gCcwBfsCUvU&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1289865960327404273-7629203785479496169?l=youfun2008.blogspot.com' alt='' 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